Several weeks ago I received a whiny email from some cat where he ranted on and on about how making money with the Internet was crap, and that everybody was scamming him, and that he was tired of it, blah, blah, and one more blah.
Now I don’t mind helping folks that struggle with something, but negative ass whiners do nothing but piss me off.
That said, I still took the time to reply to him and explained that he needed to step outside of himself and try to find the opportunities, because they are everywhere.
His reply, and I am paraphrasing here, “You’re just like them and you’re full of crap too. It’s easy for you because some people know who you are, and you know how to write copy so you can always make money with that.”
After some thought and a few Corona’s I decided that this dude was just a crappy ass whiner and I was going to step as far outside my comfort zone as possible to prove it.
I tried to come up with something that night, but I hit a brick wall (brainstorms and Corona’s = zilch). Did some more brainstorming the next day… and the next… when out of the blue it hit me like a ten ton truck.
My office window was open and I could hear one of the neighbors out mowing his lawn… for what seemed like hours.
After about the 3rd time I consciously realized he was still cutting, I hatched my evil plan. And here’s the gist… yep, I’m spilling the whole “technique” so if you feel like using this one yourself then get crazy…
Anyway, there are 5 neighborhoods that kind of blend into one another where I live. It’s not quite cookie cutter, but “consistency” and conformity are prevalent in these parts, where the almighty neighborhood committees reign supreme.
All of the yards are fairly identical in shape and size, and to use a lawn service would be pretty much the exact same price at every one of the several hundred houses in this area.
So, I thought, “What if I signed up a bunch of the residents as lawn care customers for my lawn care business and started generating a monthly residual off of it?”
Now, mind you, I don’t have a lawn care business, don’t know ass about it, and if you think I have an upper hand because I’m attacking the neighborhoods I live in or nearby, well forget it because my face rarely sees the light of day and 99% of our neighbors wouldn’t know me if they were 2 feet away from me.
Oh yeah, one other thing… I never had any intention of mowing any lawns.
So here’s what I did. I called 10 lawn services in the area and got a price from 6 of them. 4 either didn’t return my calls or sounded like they knew less about lawn care than me.
The ranges in price were $27-$40 per week. Some wanted contracts and some did not care. But, they were all full service, meaning they edged, weed whacked, and mowed. No blade of grass was left unturned with any of these pro’s.
Once I had my prices in hand I went back to the services and began to work them. I inquired about discounts for multiple homes, figuring they would save by hitting a number of homes in close proximity at one time. I also inquired how many lawns they could handle, and if they would be willing to work multiple homes, with me as their only account.
Basically I’d pay them as sub contractors to work my client’s properties.
I got a few “maybe’s”, a couple “no’s”, and a big fat “yes” from my $40 guy. He was willing to knock it down to $30 and let me pay him to handle all the homes.
Excellent… so I had my subs and knew how much I was gonna pay them. If I charged $40 and paid them $30, I’d gross $10 per house, per week, which was mostly profits, since I’d only be advertising to get the accounts initially.
Next, I created a flyer (yes a flyer) for weekly lawn services. And here’s how I handled that…
I went and played up the “full service angle“, talking about the convenience of letting my company handle it all for them. We wouldn’t just be cutting grass, nope… we’d be mowing, weed whacking, and edging for them with our “Premier Package” created especially for their semi-custom homes, which deserve “special treatment”.
Didn’t hurt to elevate their status in the copy a bit either;-).
Couple other things I went after was that we paid for the gas, which is quite standard already, but given that gas is at $3.56 a gallon these days, and only moving upwards, I figured it couldn’t hurt to tickle that nerve a little.
Also, I did something that I’ve not seen anywhere else before… I offered a money back guarantee on the first service. If they weren’t satisfied, I’d give them their money back, no questions asked. I made payment convenient by accepting credit cards, cash, or checks… and I advertised as being a locally run company so if they needed me I was within arm’s reach at anytime.
And with that, my new flyer was ready to go sell for me.
Next was delivery. I wasn’t gonna do it because ROI for me on that is minimal even if I was proving a point to the whiner that started all of this. But my neighbors have a 15 year old and I was willing to bet that for $100 he’d hit every house in every neighborhood.
My guess was spot on, and I had my delivery guy.
I really had no idea what to expect as far as results, but I was pretty pleased that within one week I had 17 new clients for my lawn care company. 17 @ $10 per week after I pay the crew, is $170 per week, or $680 gross a month for other people to work for me.
Yes… I jumped way way way out of my comfort zone and created a profitable little business from scratch in just days. Granted it was not an online business, but the point again is that opportunities are just waiting for you to create them.
While I hate the term “think outside the box”, you do need to get out of your box sometimes and give that thing a foot up the ass. And you don’t have to be an expert to make it happen.
If you’re reading this and thinking, “But John, what if the crew doesn’t show up, or what if someone doesn’t pay you, or what if…blah blah blah”, then you may want to reconsider being a business owner.
To make money you have to risk something. Something can always go wrong, and you have to accept that, protect yourself as best you can, and go about running your business… period.
And to my friend that started this all off with his whining and crybaby crap… You really can do whatever you want to do, even if what you want to do is whine and fail.
I’m out. Peace.
John
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